Oh now that first photo just cries out to by your avatar!
BTW, some college did a study and found that tinfoil hat actually
concentrates the signals inside your head. What they found was that the foil actually made a reasonably good dish and since you've still got signal coming in (sides, below, etc. unless you're completely coated) all it does is focus the signal into your head.
That's why
they are always planting the idea of wearing the tinfoil hat - it makes their signals work
better!